Ok so we need a group tutorial on when to use the "like" feature on status.
1. If someone writes "ughhh i just got dumpedd and my grandmaaa dieeeeddd thisss suckz" - totally appropriate to click on "like".
2. If someone writes "rock it sonia sotomayor, just hang in there one more day" - totally appropriate to click on "like".
3. If someone writes "I want a toasted buttered bagel...", what the fuck is there to like? I think its pretty obvious that bagels are delicious, sure, but NO ONE CARES whether or not you specifically like bagels.
Thanks to Casey K. for the submission (if you were a status, Casey, I would "like" you).