Tuesday, July 21, 2009


I've studied the natives in LA for quite some time and let me tell you -- they are a strange breed, indeed. They cover themselves with feces and speak a somewhat archaic language that we have yet to understand. This honking of horns you speak of, though. Never heard of it before. Nobody does that anywhere. Nope, no idea. Oh wait, you were wearing shorts? That explains everything, you stud! Everyone wants your fine ass! Problem solved.


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