But tell us how you really feel! Kevin, don't hold back! Your use of the term "fat collecting areas" is so scientific and exact I'm pretty sure you're a professional nutritionist or something. Please, guide us.
But be careful because if you are mean enough, those "fat chicks" will stop drinking and start exercising and will no longer have the lowered inhibitions and bad self esteems that allow them to consider sleeping with you. Who's money is on Tiffany being a fat drunk in her next life?