Can you believe that Janet Jackson's nipple was exposed at the superbowl this year? At least she didn't go to jail, like Martha Stewart. I'm so glad that Britney Spears is on top of her game with her latest hit "Toxic" and can't wait 'til George Bush is out of office. Have you heard of these new yellow rubber bracelets with "Livestrong" on them? Everyone's wearing them.
Oh no wait... thats right. Its not 2004. Fuck you Steve.
Your friend, Walter.