When I first read this status I thought it was written by a girl who would scream "BITCH PLEASE" if you bumped into her. Then I realized it was posted by a "Neil."
Aside from the fact that Neil makes it embarassingly obvious that he is underappreciated (or accurately so) by his girlfriend, this is a flawed metaphor. As our submitter pointed out, girls often have several different purses that they switch out to match their outfit. Neil matches none of my outfits.
I also think it's odd that Neil would even choose purses for his comparison. But maybe he is just trying to explain things in terms women can understand.