The rumors are true. Gabriel is back and ready for more. We all thought (hoped) that the lil' self-loathing and sappy son-of-a-bitch would back off once the break-up storm settled, but no.
At least when Gabriel was whining incessantly about his break-up, I understood what he was talking about. Now all I can gather from his status is that he kind of sucks, but if you fall on top of him his body can break the fall (?).
I think Honda summed up all of our feelings with his comment.