Chris came. He saw. He conquered. New York City will never be the same.
That's what Chris seems to think, anyway, after eating food and getting about as much sleep as my Grandmother gets. You're right, Chris. That kind of fun is countless.
While this kind of party boy lifestyle may seem unfathomable to you, it's just any old epic weekend for Chris. Let's take a look at the definition of epic, shall we?:
ep⋅ic [ep-ik]
-adjective Also, ep⋅i⋅cal.
ɪk
| 1. | noting or pertaining to a long poetic composition, usually centered upon a hero, in which a series of great achievements or events is narrated in elevated style: Homer's Iliad is an epic poem. |
| 2. | resembling or suggesting such poetry: an epic novel on the founding of the country. |
| 3. | heroic; majestic; impressively great: the epic events of the war. |
| 4. | of unusually great size or extent: a crime wave of epic proportions. |
Heroic? Majestic? Impressively great? Go ahead and call yourself those things, Chris. Because nobody else will.
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