Friday, August 28, 2009


Ok so I understand that this status and all of its complexities are a little confusing, so I will address each individual party individually. You're welcome in advance.

Christopher: What the hell are you talking about? And why are you wearing a pirate hat? And when did you and "today" start getting so intimate, what with the dick sucking and all?

Joe: There is this new thing on facebook called a WALL. Use it appropriately.

Christy: No one thinks you're cool because you, too, made a drug reference.

'Aunt Nan': If you look at your nephew's facebook status and it alludes simultaneously to marijuana and fellatio, DO NOT comment.

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