Our anonymous submitter asks, "Doesn't the Italian chateau you ceaselessly post about have air conditioning? It must. Or! Wait! Was this a clever little attempt to subtly remind us without ACTUALLY reminding us that you've married a professional athlete and you're living off his paycheques in Europe?"
Life is tough when your friends are too stupid to realize they should be in awe of you. How else are you to find pleasure in life if you can't get the praise you deserve?