I used to be a swim lessons instructor and one time a bunch of my little kids were being all bad annoying and running all over the place and not listening to me. There was nothing I could do, and I didn't really care, so I let them run amok.
Then Shirley pooped on the slide.
That is when I realized we had a problem. So we had to all gather round and have a little chat about good behavior.
I felt the exact way when I saw this post. I mean, I see annoying statuses all the time. But this one for some reason stopped me.
Gather round, kids, it's time for a little chat. Shirley pooped on the slide. I mean, Kate has broken the "most inane status update" record, and things can only go downhill from here.
WHAT IS THE POINT of status updates again? I think we've all forgotten, if we ever knew in the first place.
This was a great reader submission (THANKS, L!) It was so great that it makes me want more. Send us more, guys!
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