We like Kyle because he is an asshole. And I mean that in the best way possible. Some people may have read Ashley's status and thought, "annnnnoyyyinnnnggggggggg..." and then continued with their day. But not Kyle -- he doesn't let this shit fly and is all up in Ashley's business.
I love it when people make dumb announcements but then "don't want to go into details." You brought it up. Not us. Frankly, my dear, we actually don't give a damn.
Thanks for the submission, Kyle. We heart you. Now come on, y'all! Send us more annoying status updates. We know you got some!