Sheri: I love cherries.
Meg: Oh yea? Well I eat them every day.
Sheri: Oh yea? Well I eat other fruit, too and that's ALL I EAT.
Meg: I'm President of Fruit Land.
Sheri: I invented fruit and I'm Czar of Fruit Planet.
Meg: My DNA is composed entirely of vitamins and fruit.
John: I love black cherry soda!
Meg: John, you are going to hell.
I don't think this conversation is over. Will John have a comeback? Will someone else join in on this fucking mind-blowingly ridunculous atrocity of a conversation? Unfortunately, I won't find out because this was a reader submission, (THANKS, L!) so I am left to dream about what will happen next. Any ideas?