I'm finding it really hard to feel bad for Scott. Below are my reasons why.
a) 23 rocks. It's only a boring age because you're boring.
b) No one cares about your debt. Everyone has debt.
c) Quit trying to make everyone feel bad for you on your birthday. Isn't it bad enough we have to pretend to care about you long enough to write "hope your birthday is a great one, scott" on your wall?
Btw no one tried to call you.