Thanks, media, for making her this way.
Our generation's preoccupation with one-upping everyone else's "awesome" time
One too many viewings of Sweet Home Alabama, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, or any other romantic comedy that distorts women's ideas of what they can reasonably expect from men
A subscription to Cosmo starting at the age of 11, just old enough to be reading tips on sex and how to snag a man
and you get an overexcited, man-chasing female named Brittni (God-given name, I'm sure) who can't spell or least chooses not to.
(Thanks to our anonymous submitter!)