Ryan, no one likes a self-deprecating woe-is-me facebook status. Granted, in about 10 minutes comments such as "oh no! ry whats wrong?" or "it'll get better soon <3" will start flowing in, thus fulfilling ryan's assumed goal here.
Also, what does that even mean? You got blindsided by a piece of sticky paper hanging from the ceiling while you were flying around annoying people? Sounds about right.
Why doesn't everyone just save the hassle of coming up with fly-related metaphors about their shitty lives and just put a sad face in place of their profile picture. Unless you all have a better idea to replace this sad-status nonsense?