Tuesday, June 23, 2009

#82

This update is a tad annoying in itself, but that's not what I want to talk about. I should first mention that David is one of the most attractive people I have ever met in my life -- and he is a musician. This deadly combo ensures that women throw themselves in front of him, sacrifice their dignity and morals to sleep with him, and... yes... comment on his status. Whatever that status may be. Every status he has ever made has been dubbed "likeable" by at least fifty people and is followed by a thread of flirtatious comments. If David posted "I farted" he would be met by a slew up girls fainting all over the place, ready to rip their shirts off.

Also, I am 95% sure "Anthony" is gay.

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