Usually when people want to boast about their celebrity sightings (because that makes them... cooler?) they usually slip it into the convo or at least add an interesting detail. Like, "OMG I was totally drinking a cosmo and SJP came up and ordered one too! No joke!" Or, "Next to Kathryn Heigl on the elliptical and she is literally working her ASS off." But Pamela cuts straight to the chase: she is on sighting numbers TWO and THREE -- that's ALL you need to know about Pamela to know that she's awesome.
She probably has some kind of point system, too, like maybe JT is 1400 points (editor's note: i have no idea who that is) and Jessica (editor's note: no idea) is 920. So she might be up to, like a kabillion points by now. But then again, as we all know, getting YSIAed is negative quatzillion points, so it looks like Pamela has some catching up to do. Tip for you, Pam: a Jesus sighting is infinite points. Let the searching begin. (Thanks for the submission, K!)
Just a hunch, but my guess is that JT is Justin Timberlake and Jessica is Jessica Biel.
ReplyDeleteI think it was JT Walsh and Jessica McClintock. Which equals a combined point value of 16. JT Walsh is pulling most of those points since hes dead...
ReplyDeleteSo wait if Pam saw Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel together; aren't they a couple? So doesn't that only count as one sighting like TomKat or Brangelina?
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