Wednesday, September 2, 2009


Ready for the Pink Headache Train? I am always skeptical when someone is this optimistic about everything. Who are they trying to prove their happiness to? Why must we all know about it?

Sarah reminds me of Pollyanna, and I always suspected that there was an alternate ending in that movie where the entire town hunts the optimistic little blonde sprite down and gives her a good ass whooping because they're so sick of her "everything makes me glad" bullshit. I'm thinking that might happen to Sarah -- her friends seem to be on to her.

Sometimes people are optimistic and it makes me want to be a better person. But I vomited twelve times when I was reading these submitted statuses (Thanks, C!!). Do you think Sarah could find something AMAZE about that?


  1. Hey Sarah,
    Great to hear from you. I hate my job. And if i had your job i would hate that too. Can't wait for you to get that mba so you can start fucking us all with that shitfuck smile on your face. You are the worst human being on the planet and i now support legalized murder just because of you.

  2. Sarah is clearly on speed. Watch the beginning of Empire Records-- she is a direct parallel of Liv Tyler's character, the speed freak, in that movie.

  3. why do girls like her always love sushi??

  4. i just threw up in my mouth a lil bit after reading that

  5. Sarah is on a heavy dose of xanax with a side of ecstasy (MDMA).