Thursday, September 3, 2009


Since Katie is the only one who's ever been in another country, she's gonna be straight with us: America sucks, and it's nearly impossible to function in this God forsaken country when you're as cultured as she is. She was once as we are, but she has been abroad, and back, and boy, oh, boy. It's better on the other side. Too bad we're all too primitive to understand. That's the price you pay, Katie, for being so awesome. Sucks to be you.

1 comment:

  1. Maybe we should all chip in to send her to Rwanda or Pakistan, maybe that will cheer her up again.