Wednesday, September 16, 2009


Yeah, Teri. We put you in ISRAEL so we wouldn't have to put up with your shit anymore. So stop trying to annoy the hell out of us from halfway across the world. And we know it's your birthday. Facebook told us. Wait, it's not even your real birthday yet? If I send you some goddam flowers, will you stop talking?

(Thanks for the submission, K!)

1 comment:

  1. "I probably won't even get flowers."

    I just laughed so loud, and I'm at work. I think I might get fired... thanks YSIA...