Is updating your status about pounding out the to-do list on your to-do list? Because if it is, you suck at to-do lists.
Next Time: Only discuss your to-do list if there is something at least mildly interesting going on there, like...
-impregnate waitress at ____ Cafe to get free egg salad for life
-continue to embezzle millions from _____(company you work for)_____
-finally get ass cheek surgically separated to form 2 cheeks instead of 1
-get a tattoo of my mom's face on my face (AND THEN ACTUALLY DO IT)
-send back registration fee to Compulsive Masturbation Assistance Group (CMAG)
Can anybody think of more suggestions for Zach? Let's help him out!