Wednesday, May 27, 2009


Is updating your status about pounding out the to-do list on your to-do list? Because if it is, you suck at to-do lists.

Next Time: Only discuss your to-do list if there is something at least mildly interesting going on there, like...

-impregnate waitress at ____ Cafe to get free egg salad for life
-continue to embezzle millions from _____(company you work for)_____
-finally get ass cheek surgically separated to form 2 cheeks instead of 1
-get a tattoo of my mom's face on my face (AND THEN ACTUALLY DO IT)
-send back registration fee to Compulsive Masturbation Assistance Group (CMAG)

Can anybody think of more suggestions for Zach? Let's help him out!


  1. sounds like zach is procrastinating

  2. For Zach's sake, I'm hoping his to-do list is as short as his attention span.

  3. yeah wow i can hear the pounding from here