Can we also point out his mistakes in this status?1: Assuming that he will in fact be attracting the hot girls is his first mistake. Considering his profile picture is of him face planting into first base, I'm going to assume thats as close to first base as he's going to get.2: He's going to Florida. The hot girls he's going to find out there are only hot because of the flashes they're experiencing as old age/retirement approaches.3: Hot girls + the beach = a good combo for those lesbian types too.
there is so much wrong with this i don't even know what to say.
That Lady Gaga has probably slept with this guy too?