Reverse psychology does not work on babies. They do not appear when you announce you don't need one. You have to have sex to have a baby. And while Facebook is a great place to start this process, if you have any standards for the father of this baby we keep hearing about, you'll sperm-hunt in more traditional arenas, such as bars and match.com.
(Thanks to our submitter!)
Brilliant, as always!
ReplyDeleteThis is the kind of girl who is commonly referred to as a "cock tease".
ReplyDeleteAlona: Make me pregnant!!
Guy: Yes, I'm getting laid!!
Alona: Wait, don't make me pregnant...nevermind.
Guy: Crap...fine.
Alona: No, I changed my mind. Let's do it!!
Guy: Woo hoo!! Let's go!!
Alona: Hold on...maybe...
Guy: Just forget it. I'll get you a turkey baster. BRB
Yeah...she's not making any friends, I can tell you that much.
(commenter also known as FeistyRedheadHB on Twitter, just FYI)