Thursday, May 21, 2009


Reverse psychology does not work on babies. They do not appear when you announce you don't need one. You have to have sex to have a baby. And while Facebook is a great place to start this process, if you have any standards for the father of this baby we keep hearing about, you'll sperm-hunt in more traditional arenas, such as bars and

(Thanks to our submitter!)


  1. Brilliant, as always!

  2. This is the kind of girl who is commonly referred to as a "cock tease".

    Alona: Make me pregnant!!
    Guy: Yes, I'm getting laid!!
    Alona: Wait, don't make me pregnant...nevermind.
    Guy: Crap...fine.
    Alona: No, I changed my mind. Let's do it!!
    Guy: Woo hoo!! Let's go!!
    Alona: Hold on...maybe...
    Guy: Just forget it. I'll get you a turkey baster. BRB

    Yeah...she's not making any friends, I can tell you that much.

    (commenter also known as FeistyRedheadHB on Twitter, just FYI)