To her friend who just got a new job, "Aw, you're going to be a teacher? I wish I didn't care about money."
To her coworker who was sent a bouquet, "Oh did someone send you flowers? My boyfriend gave me a diamond necklace last night. Isn't it beautiful?"
And there are those other times when she steals foul balls from children at baseball games and makes people explain their jokes to the point where it's not funny or enjoyable to tell them anymore.