Tuesday, May 26, 2009


I'm getting sick of these vague, "aren't you dying of curiosity about the fascinating ins and outs of my complicated, meaningful life" posts. They don't mean anything to almost everyone. If your girlfriend just dumped you because she caught you banging a dude in a Jack-in-the-Box bathroom, or something, just say it. (And if it's not too interesting, don't say it at all, because I don't have time or brain power to waste trying to de-mystify something not mystifying.)

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