Are you sure it wasn't Satan's arms? Because I mean, God was busy last night spooning with me, and mid-cuddle He mentioned that He do TOO mind, you're a douchebag, and He wants to kick your ass.
(Thank you anonymous submitter!)
lol...don't be too hard on her. i can relate. not that "god" always has to mean "father" and all that, but that's another conversation...
"he do TOO mind"while you're mocking other people you may want to check on your own :-)
CAPS LOCK MEANS FUNNEH JOKETH.GET IT?