#43

Crystal is one of those "friends" I have that I haven't talked to in 8 years and don't even know what state she lives in, so I can safely say that I have been minding my own business when it comes to Crystal's affairs. But now, thanks to this mysterious post, I want to be in her business. Why are other people in her business, anyway? Is her man cheating on her with his cousin? Has she been secretly whoring around while pretending to be working at the customer service desk at Sears? (Have I been watching too much Jerry Springer?)

As juicy as this is, I'd appreciate it if Crystal kept her negative chi off my status update feed. I really don't want it bringing me down.