It'd be awesome if you pants were off because you had just gotten a blowie but judging from the douchiness of this post, I doubt you're that smooth with the ladies. Ladies don't be carin' that you worked out Monday.
You think peanut butter is yummy? I don't care. You love your boyfriend? I really don't care. Just because the technology is available, doesn't mean you have to use it.
If you see an annoying status, email it to yourstatusisannoying@gmail.com
Was your workout named Jose, and was he a cut-off- shorts wearing pool-boy sipping a Sex on the Beach? Because you're gay.
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