Wednesday, April 22, 2009

#16


First of all, let me point out that Facebook has ruined the English language. When we first wrote status updates there was a strict format: "FirstName LastName is ___." Now that Facebook has chosen to allow me the great personal freedom of choosing the verb I am enacting, for some inexplicable reason people still write in the "is."

Not only has William made this mistake, he did so while commemorating his grandfather's death. Are you putting it on Facebook for the sympathy sex William? Because Susan looks ready to put out.

6 comments:

  1. I absolutely hate it when people post information about funerals etc. on Facebook. It's just too public and a little creepy.

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  2. What amuses me is that they write it up there as though the person who died is going to be able to read it AND leave a comment saying "I miss you too!!"

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  3. i don't think whitney is being sincere.

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  4. Are you kidding? Three exclamation marks!!! If anything says sincerity, it's three exclamation marks

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  5. its like, "My Grandpa Died! so feel sorry for him and cry!" and that's really, really sad...

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